Grouse

My tonsils have felt swollen since Monday. I don't have tonsillitis and though there is pressure behind them, they, in fact, are not swollen.

I don't have an ear infection (yet) but it kind of feels like it.

I've had terrible sinus pressure/headaches for about two weeks (except it comes and goes...? so dick's house doesn't believe me) And my nose has been lightly running for that same two weeks.

Two of my three final projects (worth a very significant part of my grade) are in shambles.

I got up at 5:30 this morning to go babysit and what do I find? I have pink eye. In both eyes. And it is taking more constraint than I have the nerve to afford not to gouge my eyes out with my fingernails. This is so gross. I have never had pink eye before, but I have a sneaking suspicion I'm not making this one up - because one shouldn't be able to WILL one's eyes to produce green goop.

Let the room sanitizing that I don't have the time to do begin. And stupid Collis and Dirt Cowboy (cafes) don't even open until 7 am.