Sighting: Idiot Future Hipster

Seen riding 1980's road bike probably inherited from mom because she can't afford her own fixie, yet, uphill on McGrath Highway in traffic wearing muffin-topped skinny jeans and stupid hat, and not riding through a red light at a three way intersection, with no oncoming traffic.

If I carried my phone on runs, I'd be able to show you.

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