Playing Mean Tricks On Boys

Friday night I'm in the car with my friend Paul on the way to pick up a fire staff so he can set his face on fire doing tricks that are fun for everyone else who's been doing kegstands all night to watch. He says (and I have NO clue what provoked this)...

"I can always tell which side of a girl's makeup is crooked."

So I ask him which side of mine is crooked. N.B. I don't wear makeup.

He says "Left side." He's sure.

Maybe that's the side my mom dropped me on when I was a baby. And now the left side of my FACE is crooked.