Epic Money Fail

I went into Starbucks on the way home today to use their bathroom, and I decided to get a $1.68 iced tea so as to not be rude (and I can always go for tea...) I didn't want to put it on my credit card, because that's just pathetic, but I realized the only cash I had was the hundred dollar bill Mariel gave me to pay me back for some sisterly stuff...

I tried to pay, said "I'm sorry, but I'm not joking. Can you break this?" And the guy stared at me for about 15 seconds before he said "no." So I had to put the stupid tea on my credit card and feel like a tool. All for some toilet paper...