Fashion Rears Its Ugly Head Again

Standing in line waiting for space to clear in the church at a wake:

"I think your skirt might be inappropriate."

"What? The Donnie Darko bunny [embroidered on the back pocket]?"

"No. The skull and crossbones [on the other pocket]. I mean, it is the sign of Death."

"Really? I thought it was the sign of Pirates."


Anonymous said...

Oh Allie. You did not need to change cause I don't think that anyone would have noticed anyway, it wasn't really a "checking people out" event.

Allie said...

I don't know...I was totally checking out the sexy tattooed guy. Unfortunately he smokes. And has a girlfriend.

Erin said...

You wore denim to a wake? I have failed.