Fashion Rears Its Ugly Head Again
Standing in line waiting for space to clear in the church at a wake:
"I think your skirt might be inappropriate."
"What? The Donnie Darko bunny [embroidered on the back pocket]?"
"No. The skull and crossbones [on the other pocket]. I mean, it is the sign of Death."
"Really? I thought it was the sign of Pirates."
3 comments:
Oh Allie. You did not need to change cause I don't think that anyone would have noticed anyway, it wasn't really a "checking people out" event.
I don't know...I was totally checking out the sexy tattooed guy. Unfortunately he smokes. And has a girlfriend.
You wore denim to a wake? I have failed.
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