Indulgence and Idiot Kittens

Two nights ago I was craving very badly some Lucky Charms. So yesterday morning I bought some, and ate about 3 bowls. I just finished the rest of the box 10 minutes ago. But first, Retard Momo Avatar Kitty (a.k.a. Yoyo, Nomo, Stupid) thought he needed some too, so he climbed up onto my computer and leaped INTO the bowl, spilling milk and Lucky Charms all over my lap.

Now my stomach hurts, I smell like sugary milk, and the kitten is locked in the basement. I'm not sure where the lesson learned is, here.