Sometimes I Wish I Was a H4}{0R

Yeah, for you leet-speakers out there, I probably spelled "hacker" wrong. Irregardless, I still wish it.

If I could hack like this guy I would break into facebook and change Jane Smith's* name to appear as "Jane 'I blow goats' Smith". That would be totally awesome. Because she sucks and the world [of facebook] deserves to know.

*Name changed so that I can't get sued for slander/libel.