Venus Fly Traps

Good for:

1) Desk decoration

2) Soothing the fear of forgetting to water your live vegetation

3) Keeping down the office fly population

3) Hilarious stories and faces and sounds from your boss

"How are you going to feed it?"

"Well, I read they're only supposed to eat maybe once or twice a year and they feed themselves."

"Oh! Maybe that's why mine died! I overfed it!!"

"Too many flies from a pet shop?"

"Nah, I'd just pull a chunk of ham out of the fridge and throw it onto it. The poor guy was probably like "Sodium!! blaggghhhhh!!!!"

[This is the part where he bugged his eyes out of his head and pretended to melt in the doorway with his tongue hanging out of his face]


Little guy needs a name. Any suggestions?

1 comment:

Gwen said...

I have a name..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and here it is,Aphrodite.