Able to Defy the Logic of a Six Year Old in a Single Bound!

Gwen tells her friends: "Allie ate 'booberries' when she was little. Mom told me."

Me: "Yeah, that was pretty silly. I had to get my stomach pumped. But how was I supposed to know they were the poisonous ones?"

6yo: "DON'T EAT BERRIES FROM OUTSIDE!"

Me: "BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY INSIDE!"