Simply Awful

"Piee!!! Who wants pie?!?!?"

"MEEEEEE!"

"Me toooo!!!"

(Waiting for 3rd kid to answer...)

"I'm not really in the mood for pie..."


What kind of uncultured little blond gopher is not in the mood for pumpkin pie the day after Thanksgiving?? He says "I don't want to get fat."

Right...and that's why he ate a whole bag of chips with spinach dip for lunch this afternoon, after a breakfast of pancakes topped with 6 inches of whipped cream.