Wherein we vent

Grad Student: "Well, this has to be done soon because I leave for Europe next Friday."

Me: "Wait, that means I leave next Friday, too!"

GS: "See? There just aren't enough hours in the day."

Me: "I think I just peed my pants a little bit. We are not happy. The collective 'we'. Lots of anger in this room right now."

Other researcher (doing solidworks): "WHERE THE HELL IS MY MIDDLE STEP? I SEE IT! ITS RIGHT THERE!! SO WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PICTURE???!!"

Admin: "Fuckin' beets. I hate avocado salad. ...Oh, sorry, y'know 'when in Rome'..."